I'm a little late but....

...this video is pretty damn amazing. "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women." This dude totally knows what's what! Have you ever seen such a fabulously elaborated plan? And without any creep factor! I mean....come on; why isn't this already an SNL skit? Too good. And the kool-aid is golden. Stick through the first couple of minutes = trust, it's worth it.

Drunken Puppet of Ireland

The bushman of San Francisco needs to take note, because this is clearly a much more culturally dignified way of making a couple of tourist bucks.

Why animals rule the internet...

In an effort to find some sort of cuddly replacement for the rascally Knut now that he's grown up into a slightly more man-eating sized animal, the Germans have quite cleverly elected Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum. And by cleverly, I mean creepily. Creepiest of all is this paper-animated video and song dedication that I can only hope confuses film students for decades to come. Half way through, I hit myself on the forehead asked the universe what I'm doing here.

Radio rises from the streets

This is one is for all those folks out there that are under some strange impression that homeless people are always crazy, uneducated and looking to eat brains. This dude is more articulate than most of the kids in my upper-division smarty-pants classes! And he is totally correct: that is the golden voice of radio if I've ever heard it. But don't worry....in this day and age of totally crazed internet users, Ted the Bushman has already scored a sweet deal to serenade the world with his vocal-cords of victory. Now if only we could get those locks of love a prime-time spot of glory....Come on people!: Grunge is in again; I so want to see this dude in the next season of Burberry ads!







UPDATE: Ted Williams has already recorded his first commercial, and damn it sounds smooth. Yay internet!

Charming your way to the top....

This may or may not be the most amazing thing to come out of China in a while. I'm not sure why they want to give 12-year-olds bigger breasts, but apparently they have found a way! I especially love the science behind it. And how sad they seem as flat-chested flimsies! I certainly don't have any attention of creating milkshakes for the masses, but I guess whatever works.....Talk about distraction mode!

And because I thought it was awesome......

I would recommend watching this video simultaneously with this Passion Pit song (thanks to my bro for the info). Because organic mashes cannot be denied!

A True Love Letter

Who knew a little old fashioned love letter/want-ad taped to a payphone (which they still have; I actually used a couple of them lately = not fun) could attract so much attention. Is it bad of me to suggest that this is actually fitting since the type of woman he is looking for is most definitely using payphones? NOTTT! Well....shit. Now that I think about it, I don't know what a non-charging girl like this would be doing on the weekends. Or ever. Good luck Malik. You're going to need it! And yes, he's wearing a fanny pack. Ps. His interests are amazing; I love that favorite cars is separate from "other vehicles."














via Dlisted.com

Halloween post!

And people wonder why Halloween is my favorite holiday. This pretty much sums up everything I love about October, and maybe life in general. I actually just saw Belzer in a movie the other day (The Big Picture, 1989), so this must be fate. Either that, or he's sneaking up on us. Yes Belzer: sing it! This is what I get for following Ice-T on twitter, and oh how glorious it is. And don't ask me about that whole "one-toothed" vampire thing; I guess maybe Belzer sees it as an analogy for his own quasipotent life? Then again, it is a love song so I guess everything is working out as it should. Get those honies! And Happy Halloween!





And in case you were wondering what Richard Belzer looked like back in the day (ie 1978)....