Music Video of the Day! Takeo Ischi - Bibi Hendl (2011)

That's right - you heard me - a Japanese yodeler! And like any self-respecting yodeler, Takeo is a weird old man who confuses the rest of the human race with his desire to seek fame through yodeling. Also, I have no idea what the chickens have to do with anything....I do know one thing for sure = Takeo can cluck with the best of them! I hope that this extremely bizarre music video makes the rounds, if only so that Takeo can check off what is clearly at the very top of his extra-crispy bucket list. Oh, and they definitely chose the right location to film this video, because only a cafe in Hell would condone this!  Thanks Takeo! Keep up the clucking good work!

And apparently the Germans know what's up, because Takeo's wikipedia profile has yet to make it to America....

Fashion Updates - Honey, We're Home!!!

Anyone who knows me can vouch for the fact that I have been telling just about any poor soul to cross my path that 1993 CA surfer fashion is coming back into vogue with a vengeance. It sounds crazy, I know - to think of all those colors and mismatched patterns and polka dots and crazy beach hair = preposterous!  Well, I just stumbled across this new photo shoot of Kristen Stewart for that Kerouac movie she's doing, and every single outfit confirms my predictions.  Get ready for the summer people!!! 1993 is back!!!

(For a thorough lesson on what this entails, please check out the Seth Green fashion show courtesy of Airborne...)

No time for bronchitis

Sweet Brown, Sweet Jesus. Ain't no time for bronchitis. That about sums it up.




The internet is an incredible place where things of zero importance can sweep the nation and bring millions of people together. It's actually kind of brilliant to know that, despite our differences, an out-of-place attractive dude, grotesquely stretched asshole, shiba inu puppy cam or religiously animated interview can still bring us together as a species, uniting minds across incredible distance and providing hope for humanity (right?).

Fuck religion, screw a cantaloupe! All we need is a gory enough rim shot and collective consciousness will be reached!!!!











Special thanks to onthatpage.wordpress.com. Oh yeah, and Richard Dawkins for making memes a household reality.




































And what would this post be without a few pictures of sad Keanu, quite possibly my favorite meme of all times?

Music Video of the Day! - Swedish House Mafia (Save the World)

Now, I'm not a fan of house music. Also the mob = they sort of rub me the wrong way. But the Swedes? Them I have no problem with. In a land of half naked women answering the door, artichoke roast beef ice cream and dog toilets, who can be anything but happy? Even if it is in a mildly delirious, get me out of this rain, sort of way? Well, since Wikipedia tells me that the Swedish House Mafia are, in fact, Swedish, I should be no kind of surprised that they are the makers of this bizarre yet epically cute music video. At first, I was worried that I was going to be watching another one of those back to high school, hero, violence, white dude, self-esteem music videos. But then it all became clear. O. M. G. Swedish House Mafia - thank you for both shocking me and make me whimper in delight. Oh the Awwwwww factor.

Nuttin' Honey

This post is brought to you from dlisted.com - thank you for this amazing quote on Angelina Jolie's new movie:

"Angie is doing all of this to sell the shit out of that In the Land of Blood and Honey movie. She's flaunting it everywhere and I'm still not going to see it. Sorry. I wouldn't even see it if she renamed it In the Land of Nuttin' Honey and re-worked the plot to be about a couple going through a painful divorce because one of them answers "Nuttin' honey" to every single question the other one asks. Okay, I'd watch it then and only then."

Amen brother.

Oh Giants...Oh Brian....

Yes, it's true. I've been totally absorbed into the legacy of Los Gigantes, like any self-respecting SF resident these days. And with that comes a complete and utter obsession with Brian Wilson. So amazing! So quirky! Such a character! What is it that I have to do to get a date with him again?? Oh the dreams. Well, why is that beard such a symbol of all that is Giant and Great? This commercial pretty much sums it all up for me. Fear the Beard, bitch.




I'm also super excited for this Showtime series on the Giants called "The Franchise." The 30 minute preview got me all riled up. And made me fall ever more in love with the strangeness that is Brian Wilson. Oh Brian, take me home....

Showtime put the first episode online HERE

Music video of the day! Rihanna: Man Down

Wait a second: this is genius! Why didn't anyone think of it before? Rihanna has finally released a music video for an island song, and damn: she sounds amazing! It's like she was born on an island or something! My RiRi respect has definitely gone out the roof. Keep it up girl!