No time for bronchitis

Sweet Brown, Sweet Jesus. Ain't no time for bronchitis. That about sums it up.




The internet is an incredible place where things of zero importance can sweep the nation and bring millions of people together. It's actually kind of brilliant to know that, despite our differences, an out-of-place attractive dude, grotesquely stretched asshole, shiba inu puppy cam or religiously animated interview can still bring us together as a species, uniting minds across incredible distance and providing hope for humanity (right?).

Fuck religion, screw a cantaloupe! All we need is a gory enough rim shot and collective consciousness will be reached!!!!











Special thanks to onthatpage.wordpress.com. Oh yeah, and Richard Dawkins for making memes a household reality.




































And what would this post be without a few pictures of sad Keanu, quite possibly my favorite meme of all times?

Music Video of the Day! - Swedish House Mafia (Save the World)

Now, I'm not a fan of house music. Also the mob = they sort of rub me the wrong way. But the Swedes? Them I have no problem with. In a land of half naked women answering the door, artichoke roast beef ice cream and dog toilets, who can be anything but happy? Even if it is in a mildly delirious, get me out of this rain, sort of way? Well, since Wikipedia tells me that the Swedish House Mafia are, in fact, Swedish, I should be no kind of surprised that they are the makers of this bizarre yet epically cute music video. At first, I was worried that I was going to be watching another one of those back to high school, hero, violence, white dude, self-esteem music videos. But then it all became clear. O. M. G. Swedish House Mafia - thank you for both shocking me and make me whimper in delight. Oh the Awwwwww factor.

Nuttin' Honey

This post is brought to you from dlisted.com - thank you for this amazing quote on Angelina Jolie's new movie:

"Angie is doing all of this to sell the shit out of that In the Land of Blood and Honey movie. She's flaunting it everywhere and I'm still not going to see it. Sorry. I wouldn't even see it if she renamed it In the Land of Nuttin' Honey and re-worked the plot to be about a couple going through a painful divorce because one of them answers "Nuttin' honey" to every single question the other one asks. Okay, I'd watch it then and only then."

Amen brother.

Oh Giants...Oh Brian....

Yes, it's true. I've been totally absorbed into the legacy of Los Gigantes, like any self-respecting SF resident these days. And with that comes a complete and utter obsession with Brian Wilson. So amazing! So quirky! Such a character! What is it that I have to do to get a date with him again?? Oh the dreams. Well, why is that beard such a symbol of all that is Giant and Great? This commercial pretty much sums it all up for me. Fear the Beard, bitch.




I'm also super excited for this Showtime series on the Giants called "The Franchise." The 30 minute preview got me all riled up. And made me fall ever more in love with the strangeness that is Brian Wilson. Oh Brian, take me home....

Showtime put the first episode online HERE

Music video of the day! Rihanna: Man Down

Wait a second: this is genius! Why didn't anyone think of it before? Rihanna has finally released a music video for an island song, and damn: she sounds amazing! It's like she was born on an island or something! My RiRi respect has definitely gone out the roof. Keep it up girl!

Lady Gaga: Judas

Wow. This is awful. When I predicted Lady Gaga's fall from grace, I never thought it would be so trashy. In fact, the only part of this video (or song for that matter) that I cared for, was the part when she wasn't singing at all. Mostly because seeing her get hit by that wave was pretty cool. Other than that...yuck. And why does she always take her clothes off? She just looks like some abuse survivor with her dirty cotton panties. It's actually creeping me out a bit. And wow. Could these lyrics be any worse? When a friend mocked Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" for the extraneous use of the word "sometimes" in the chorus, I was a little hurt inside. But now I can counter with the even more useless inclusion of not 1, but 2 place-filling "baby"s in Gaga's chorus. And she calls herself an artist? Perhaps if she started dating Joaquin Pheonix, I would be slightly more interested in her arts and crafts projects....

Music video of the day!

Wow. Everything about this video is completely amazing. This is pretty much why video was invented: so we can look back on things like this and ask what crazy chain of events could have possibly led to such a bizarre circumstance. I only have one question: which one is his wife?