Don't worry. Reports of Bieber-fever and Balloon-boy brewhaha as signs of the next apocalypse shouldn't bring out all the worry-warts quite yet. As I've just learned, people have been exploiting children in the pop business for decades. This poor kid, Jordy, was so musically abused in early-90's France that the government actually had to put a ban on his broadcasts as a form of child services! Olsen-mothers of the world, take note! You haven't done nearly enough until a whole country thinks you've gone too far! Jordy's family also opened up a themed petting zoo where he may or may not have been the main attraction. Later in life, Jordy was also accused of using very hip homeless as backup dancers in his band. Man, the things one kid has to
go through. And who says life can't be stranger than fiction?Ps. that balloon kid was some Piltdown shit all over again!
via dlisted.com
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