The flight of Antoine Dodson never ends

The home intruder deterrent - glossy-haired word poet with pizazz continues his flight of glory. Here we see what technology can do for you! But seriously, I have no frickin' idea what this app does and I don't really care. I just hope it does well so that we can see more commercials like this! And don't worry America, the TV news is clearly not going anywhere. Because it's obvious that managing to get a 2 minute segment on your local news channel is still one of the most viable ways of achieving instant fame in the era of constant digital propagation. Dream on small town curiosity figures: your time is yet to come!